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Yvonne Rainer
On December 2 of 1983, the world witnessed the second coming of our Lord and Savior, A.A.Ron Rodgers. Into this world He came, bearing the gift of #winning and #Superbowl. Along the way, He implemented a program where He decided that, fuck it, He'll only throw for the best touchdown to interception ratio, highest completion rate, and other rate-oriented records. Rodgers became a two-time hammer that laid down the law of justice and America unto the rest of the NFC North. The pitiful Lions and Vikings have no choice but to pencil in two automatic losses every year, while the Bears can expect an embarrassing beatdown that will be felt twenty years into the future. Our Savior has only won one Super Bowl thus far, but by the end of his playing career, fans and haters can expect the Green Bay Packers to have an absurd amount of Super Bowl wins, perhaps something along the lines of 9 billion. You can quote me on that.

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GB Packers. But upon blah blah blah