User:Jialacci

My name is Jocelyn, but almost everybody calls me Joci. I’m a Scorpio – my birthday is November 20th. I speak English, Spanish, Italian and French, and I know some American Sign Language. I love talking; hence all those languages. If I am not eating, I am chewing gum. I am 75% Italian – I talk with my hands, love to eat, and will argue with you until the cows come home. I love stupid expressions, like “until the cows come home” and “more (whatever) than you can shake a stick at.” I also love pickup lines and corny jokes. I am usually happy, and if I’m happy, I’ll laugh at just about anything. I skydive, rock climb, go whitewater rafting and swimming with sharks or stingrays, but I am very afraid of clowns and people in masks. I hate chocolate and sometimes get very claustrophobic. I am completely ambidextrous, and an obsessive-compulsive neat freak. I love shoes and have over 75 pairs, but I can usually be found walking around barefoot. I am an audiophile – I constantly have to have music on; it doesn’t matter what type. I like watching movies and most sports. I am not shy or modest. Dean Koontz is my favorite author. I love reading classics, romance, mystery, and horror novels. I hate the summer – bundle me up and play with me in the snow. I love to be cuddled and I am a big believer in fate. I bite my nails. I love my puppy, Zeke. I love children, and in the future I hope to get married and have a family of my own. I’m a Jersey girl, but I do know how to pump gas. I am horrible with directions – I couldn’t navigate my way out of a cardboard box. I have a lot of energy and I am enthusiastic about almost everything. I am constantly doodling. I have a wild imagination, and I tend to be an overachiever. I have 8 piercings - 3 in each earlobe, 1 in my left cartilage, and 1 in my right tragus.