User:Jillbo

Jerome
The Yellow Stuffed Platypus

Jerome the Yellow Stuffed Platypus was originally owned by Laurence Ambrose Kenny IV, from approximately Spring of 2002 to August, 2007. Originally meant as an Easter gift for his younger sister, Sydney, Laurence obtained the stuffed toy by default. The yellow platypus remained unnamed until the summer of 2007 when Laurence's childhood friend, Jillian Rose Barry, dubbed him Jerome after her favorite TV comedian, Jerome Seinfeld.

Jerome is approximately 2.5 feet long and weighs roughly 3 - 4 pounds, according to a study performed by Emerson College research group lead by esteemed platypusian Samuel Joseph Torneo. The name "Larry" can be seen on Jerome's soft underbelly, the scars of an intense Sharpie Marker War between Laurence Ambrose Kenny IV and Christopher Daniel Whitney. Jerome has a small tuft of white hair on the crown of his head, two orange hind feet, two yellow wings, and orange bill, and lidless, protruding eyes.

Jerome now resides with Barry at Emerson College in Boston, where his hobbies include sleeping, guarding room 521 of the Little Building, watching The Office, and enjoying the company of his friends on the 6th floor.

--Jillbo 01:57, 15 October 2007 (UTC)