User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Shave the Wales/to do


 * Collect donations to hire beard assassins (see Barber)
 * Collect donations to buy Jimbo an electric razor
 * ✅ Get a bunch of sock puppets and MfD WP:BEARDKEEP Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Wikipedians who frankly don't care about Jimbo's beard
 * Lather.
 * Shave.
 * Rinse.
 * Repeat.
 * Spread propaganda: SHAVE THE WALES!!!
 * Profit.
 * Profit.