User:Jimbo Wales/WikiProject Wikipedians who frankly don't care about Jimbo's beard/to do


 * Hire hair assassin assassin assassins
 * Convince Jimbo to continue working on Wikipedia, regardless of whether he feels like shaving or not
 * Recruit more members
 * Get some sockpuppets, join the sockpuppets of WP:DONTCAREABOUTBEARD, and VfD both WP:BEARDMUSTGO and WP:BEARDKEEP Done, see here
 * Use those sockpuppets and VfD the VfDs of WP:BEARDMUSTGO and WP:BEARDKEEP
 * Delete ALL images showing Jimbo Wales' face, for any picture will spark controversy anew
 * Edit his photo to show him how he would look without a beard Done