User:Jimi-Facepalm

Panda Shark The horribly pleasant conbination of a deadly, hyper, blood thirsty fish, crossed with a passive and strangly god like giant teddy bear. Who, for some reason, attracts lightning at a shocking rate. It is also credited with being one of the fiercest animals in a domestic fridge. Constantly hunting packets of easy singles. On the subject of attracting lightning, the Panda Shark suffers a great deal more than its distant cousin, The Grizzly White Whale Mountain Bear, because of its strange and unexplainable favour of Smooth Jazz music. However, the Panda Shark has been know to become quite vicious when confronted with a poorly played Bass.

On a serious note, the death of Panda Sharks to horribly rude and random lightning shocks must end.....it is madness.