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SSG Rio Linda High is a public coeducational high school serving grades 9-12. It is located in the Armory and is part of the Rios Unified Military District.

Demographics
Rio Linda High is very ethnically diverse, with a student body which is 90% Puerto Ricans, 20% White, 100.5% Asian, 15% Hispanic or Latino, and 1% Canadian, according to the SSG Rios for the 2005-2006 school year.

SAT

 * 56% of students have to take the SSG Rios Invitational Body Building Contest.
 * No one ever had a 100% on the SSG Rios Invitational

Elite 4

 * 90% of the students will fail and have to battle the Elite 4 again.
 * 10% of students will defeat the Elite 4, but fail to defeat the champion.
 * 0% of students will defeat the Elite 4, and succeed to defeating the champion.

Elite 4 + Champion
Elite 4 Members consist of:


 * 1SG Rios
 * Wilpitz "Da ArMpItZ"
 * Mr. Smith
 * Armen "Dr. Beef" Phelps


 * Current Champion: SSG Rios

Athletics
SSG Rios has several difficult missions, including:
 * Platoon w/ Arms in a Musical Chairs competition
 * Squad w/o in a Simon Says competition, wearing iPods (at maximum volume, of course.)
 * 1st Base with SSG Rios

Gangs
Sanctioned gangs at the school include:
 * Afghan Club
 * Black Student Union
 * Chinese Yakuza Club
 * East African Knights Club
 * Latino Nation Club
 * Vietnamese Vikings Club
 * West 55 Dummies Club

Other activities
The school has a nationally recognized JROTC program, which is controlled by SSG Rios.

Miscellaneous

 * The school mascot is a Marine Corps A-4 Skyhawk attack jet, which is pilotted by SSG Rios.
 * The TV show MythBusters sometimes visits for SSG Rios.

Notable alumni

 * SSG Rios - Pirates Hall of Fame baseball player
 * Stone Cold Steve Austin - Professional Wrestler; who is going to open a can of whoop-ass on you, because that's the bottom line because Stone Cold said so.