User:Jimmeny crickets

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The art of blink power

Blink power is the action of thinking of something you want and blinking your eyelids, after this action the item you were thinking of should if you concentrated enough, apear in front of you or in a sutiable distance near you. The best way to get Blink power to work is to either be intoxcicated with a various substance, extremely tired, hungover or in a honestly silly mood. Only a few posses the actual ability to use blink power.

the Blink power theory orginated in the town of Appledore Devon where it was intensley discussed for several hours by a Miss CLare Baybutt and a Miss Nicola Coghlan in the summer of 2006.

Since the discovery of Blink power there have been a few incidences where BLink power had been proven to work.

I.E One morning at a Daniel Cobbold house where it managed to get its users....

- 1 pack of rizla

- 1 lighter

- get someone to be woken up.

I do advise that you give this wonderous thing a try and if it doesnt work for you then you are not worthy of the Blink power and there is pretty much nothing you can do to change that. Good luck and Happy blinking.