User:Jimmy's bananooz

Me naym iz Jimmy. Me yoozer payj iz da betht. Me liv inn da botum ov da ded see. Me hav a frend naymd Johnny. Wee luv bananooz. doo yoo noe wat bananoozs ar? iff yoo dohnt, den yoo shood fynd owt. itz eezee too fynd owt. yoo jutht goo onn www.ebay.com & tipe inn "bananoozes ov Jimmy & Johnny" & dere yoo goo! Me hohp yoo likey me yoozer payj.

Just Kidding! my real name is Jimmy. I have a horse and a rat. I like to ride horses, play tennis, and eat waffles. I live in the best country ever. Do you know what that is?