User:Jimmyc1992

James “Jim” Christensen

James Christensen was born on a windy, warmer clear night on March 31st 1993 to Kathy and Mark “ liberals suck” Christensen. He’s one of 3 children. James better known as “Jim or tiger” loves to hang out at his favorite bar sunset ribs while dawning his 49ers gear. James is such a die hard 49ers fan he even has their logo tattooed on his buttock. If you can’t find James at his favorite bar or in his friends basement screaming at a 49ers game check the local package store. When it’s the off-season he loves to drive around in his F-350 with the windows down while wearing sunglasses and a cutoff shirt blasting free bird. Normally while out and about he has his woman who we shall not name for sanity of her mental well-being. Unfortunately James was born with a very rare form of mental retardation making it hard for him to distinguish a goldfish from a cow. So if you go to any of the agricultural fairs during fair season and see him in the animal tent just go along with it it’s easier for him. James’s is also a army national guard reserve he keeps up on his skills by playing call of duty with his friends. ( he’s not very good) but we thank him for his service and it makes him feel good. His love for video games classic country rock, beer and the 49ers make him the best friend anyone could ask for.