User:Jjhbowers

Technoviking

I have noticed that the incredible Technoviking of parade fame has NO Wikipedia entry! ANYONE who has ever viewed this paragon among men in his all-too-brief youtube video of the same name- technoviking, has had his or her life permanently brought into a higher plane.

I suggest you watch the video now, on youtube. It is also listed on my blog, oldmailman.blogspot.com, as of the entry posted October 19, 2008.

Done watching? Several momentous events transpire during that moving video- 1. Blue-haired back pack girl- who is she? What is her story? What is her connection with the (later) guy, who Technoviking puts on a "time out"?

2.Time out guy- he pushed blue hair girl- then technoviking steps in- BUT WHAT HAPPENS to blue hair? We never see her again!!

3. Upside down water bottle guy- WHY does he give TV his bottle upside down? WHY does the sip of upside-down water cause such a burst of technoviking dance frenzy, after but one sip??

4. Why does the technoviking parade stop for a stoplight? Aren't they (obviously) above all human rules and restrictions, at least while under the rubric of the demigod-like Technoviking??

5. Why does the TV wear a watch? Where does he need to be? Isn't he beyond time??

6. Does Technoviking dance to the music, or does the music move to technoviking???

These and many other questions need to be answered. That is why there is now a page, totally dedicated to...

THE TECHNOVIKING!!

I second this. Who is this guy and when can I give him lots of money for his blessing? - The Fat Kid - Steam