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I like to eat Spinach. Sometimes, it seems as though Unicorn s are the only logical creatures. If you use a monkey butt to tell the time, you will always be incorrect and people will laugh at you.

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Jessica, as many know, is a complete weirdo. She regularly does strange things, which no can explain, most certainly not herself.