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John Victor "Vic" Burgess (born February 16, 1970) is an American juvenile probation officer, songwriter, and rock musician. Vic is known for laying eggs, drinking coffee, doing travel statements, making his deals, and not much else. He is also known to inadvertantly attract penguins in heat, thus leading to the egg laying process. Vic is a well known songwriter in the Chattanooga area, often performing at the Chattanooga Songwriter Associations weekly songwriter nights. He is also openly two-spirited.