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Brock Robinson

 * "Brobinson"
 * "Bro-CK"
 * "Bro-ccoli"

Background Information

 * Born
 * Parents: Benjamin and Gladys Molina
 * Boyfriend to Hannah
 * Father to Sig, Mike Trout, and the Bro Culture
 * Bro to all

Invention of "Bro"

 * Brock Robinson created the term "bro" and thereby became the first bro in '89, when his first word was "bro."

Invention of hashtag

 * Brock Robinson is credited with inventing the hashtag now popular on Twitter in '96 while selling Michael Jordan the very first pair of J's. They were yet without a name, to which Brock suggested, "#callemjsbro."  Michael replied, "#thatsdumb."  Brock Robinson receives no royalties for the J name, nor the hashtag to date.

Invention of the Brock Robinson

 * Brock Robinson created a self-named drink created by using a strict 75% lemonade/25% iced tea combo. When Arnold Palmer tasted it, he loved it so much that Brock suggested he make his own drink (with a different ratio).

J-related accomplishments

 * sold J's to the Dalai Lama while he was on his annual pilgrimage to Littleton, CO. The Lama is a size 6 bro
 * Domingo Ayala coined the phrase, "Every tineeeeeee," regarding wearing the J's Brock sold him every tineeeeeeeee.

Brock's Shoulder Workouts

 * Brock often stands on his head and pushes down on the earth to really workout his massive shoulders.
 * Dwight Howard attributes his massive shoulders to Brock's workout plan. He learned this routine when he became Brock's best friend while buying J's.  #uoenoit
 * Brock can't fit through 3 out of 4 doors without turning sideways. He can't fit through 1 out of 4 doors even when turned sideways.