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DEESH'S BACKGROUND

Also know as Sandougal, Nystrol and Lankmeister, Deesh has three times been voted Scotland's most handsome man. Having been with an undisclosed 4 figure amount of women in North Berwick, Stirling and Shetland Deesh has now settled down with his family in the Stirling area and runs weekly parenting classes, as well as having written his own book 'Deesh Daft'. BUSINESS Deesh now has built up his own business empire, co managed by his father Pauline, and his son. The Deesh brand is known around the world as a global phenomenon. He has pioneered the subject of 'Deeshology' which he now lectures in at Stirling University.

SPORTS

Deesh is also a whizz on the golf course, holding the course record at North Berwick Golf Club, however he suffers from a rare disease which makes him very sleepy in the mornings and he often misses competitions because of this. The condition is said to cause some strange effects - the only noise he is able to produce is 'ihhhhhhhhhhhhhh' during the periods of illness. Deesh is also renowned for his boxing ability and is able to boast both Commonwealth and Olympic gold medals and is hot favourite to retain his boxing crown at the forthcoming London 2012 Olympics. However, 'Deesh the Destroyer' has been regularly criticised in the media for his aggressive behaviour on nights out and has unfortunately been put on pub and club watch around the Stirling and Edinburgh areas as a result of the many brawls and altercations he has been involved in during the past few years.