User:Jmccutchen/sandbox

This is not an animal to toy with. If you thought the big bad wolf was the worst and most deadly type of wolf, you were wrong. The Fuzzy Wuzzy is the most vicious wolf out there. Countless have attempted to view or grab some snapshots of this animal, but no pictures have surfaced. The few that remember such an animal knew the tricks to survival and could provide a description. They are huge, bigger than your average wolf. One set of legs is noticeably longer than the other and they run remarkably fast, but have trouble running uphill. They are obviously really fuzzy. A survivor who wishes to remain anonymous states: "My friends and I were going snipe hunting when we heard an odd noise. They yelled Fuzzy Wuzzy and darted up the hill. I was unclear on what was happening, but I followed them up. When they told me that we were being followed by a Fuzzy Wuzzy, I thought it was ridiculous. I mean, what kind of name for a vicious animal is Fuzzy Wuzzy." Since we are unable to classify the type of animal accurately, the term "Fuzzy Wuzzy" became a nickname. Some helpful things to know if you catch yourself in Montana or its surrounding states are: 1. They do not like light or loud sounds. 2. Do NOT look them in the eye. This angers them. 3. They are extremely fast. If you catch yourself in their path run immediately up the nearest hill. With one set of shorter than the other, It is very difficult for them to run uphill. They can slowly progress up when running in circles. side note because of their strength, running inside is not a wise idea since they can dig holes under your home and use their heads to break the boards. Keep your floors nailed down! 4. They huddle when there is rain to keep warm. Beware.

SPREAD THE WORD OF FUZZY WUZZIES!!!! THEY ARE REALLY DANGEROUS AND MOST PEOPLE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM. YOU COULD BE SAVING MANY LIVES BY SHARING THIS. BE SAFE. THEY LIVE IN THE WOODS OF MONTANA AND HAVE BEEN MOVING TO SURROUNDING STATES. BEWARE!!

Have a nice day!