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== Ciaran Holland ==

Ciaran Holland born in Augher is an International Superstar in his own lunch box. Not only has he eight black black belts in disciplines such as Judo, Karate and Juggling, Ciaran also claims to have taught some of the greats through out the years including, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Mr Miyagi. It is believed that Ciaran actuali taught Chuck Norris how to roundhouse kick as he himself lives in a round house. In fact some believe that the film "Kung Foo Panda" was based on his life story although it cannot be proved.

Ciaran is also hailed as the Robin Hood of Augher holding the record in Archery. This record has been held for over fifteen years

Ciaran also a keen golfer has recently told how he taught Tiger Woods how to drive, a great accomplishment as Tiger Woods is one of the best in the world. Although when you think about it he did learn it from the best.

Ciaran has possibly given the world many things including the alphabet, sweetcorn, and a grilling machine advertised by George Foreman and becasue of this the country of Holland has been named after him.