User:Jmeriot/Archive

JmeRiot is a totally awesome guy who has like 1,000,000 muscles and 2,000,000 brain points. Brain points show how smart you are and he is smarter than everyone. He got the high score on Brain Points by defeating 2 6-headed dragons simultaniously by weidling dual-sabers and jumping onto them after backflipping off of the Empire State Building and landing with the sabers right in their hearts. This was caught on footage but has been locked in a box by the FBI, then that box was locked in a steel case by the US Army, which was then put in a glass case with millions of lasers pointing at it by the CIA who put that in an underground bunker. The bunker was then lifted and moved by Hercules and placed on the moon, and is currently being guarded by Zeus and Batman in alternating shifts. This was to protect the world from seeing it and dying of total lust and envy.

It should also be known that he is a 15th level ninja from asia. A super-world-ultimate-title champion wrestler. An olympic gold medalist. A jogger. A famous clown. And a pirate king, who has murdered more than 1,000 dinosaurs by hand.