User:Jmoatt

Jmoatt was a crime-fighting duo which had its heyday in the late eighteenth century in the north of England. Comprising of Joseph St. Pretentious, a respectable wallet-maker by day, and Matthew Whinington, a humble hat-maker, the two pursued wrongdoers up and down the country. They were indirectly responsible for the apprehension of Jack the Ripper, aka: Daniel McThomas and his wily accomplice, avant-garde, homosexual Ryan O'Bradbury. The pioneering forensic techniques which they employed were instrumental in the police's capture of the Whitechapel serial killer. Jmoatt was in constant contention with the official authorities, occasionally coming to blows with police officers, and on one memorable incident, as documented in the famous 'Diaries of a Lazy Policeman', by Benjamin Wellis, was their practical joke, which they played upon the Chief Inspector of Kent Police, in which they glued a wig to his head and set locusts on him.