User:Jmorgan1983/sandbox

Crystal Nap (crys·tal) is the type of sleep stage that occurs prior to sleep stage 1, falling asleep. This would result in a Crystal nap being considered sleep stage 0. In the state, the user is usually situated on a couch, with a light blanket designated with disney characters. The individuals child(ren) typrycally May also be attempting to sleep while the user is taking a crystal nap, however, their successful sleeping determines the length of the crystal nap.

During the crystal nap, the individual will typically lay in a state of pretending to be asleep, while having various thoughts and concerns running through their mind. This prevents them from reaching stage 0 sleep. Additionally, the user may hear things like birds and crickets and the audibility of those sounds may be apologized by their accrue sense of hearing during a crystal nap.

Crystal naps usually result in irritability by the individual and the concern for the safety of others in the household. When someone ends their Crystal nap, it is best to not look them directly in their eyes until their state of anger and frustration is over. Typically ice cream and other snacks is a good way to help calm an individual down who has just taken a crystal nap.