User:Jo-elliott

"I'm great at relationships. Just not romantic ones"

I'm Celibate... Get Me Out Of Here! is the true life story of Jo Elliott, a solvent, successful and single 30-something from London. In this contemporary memoir, Jo gives a frank, feisty and laugh out loud account of how she has spent the last few years looking for Mr Right through online dating.

In a first of its kind publication in the UK, Jo (aka Jo-to-go) tells it like it is – and it ain't pretty! From dates whose idea of a 'nice to meet you' gift is a bag of sex toys and porn videos, to vertically challenged trust-fund bad boys, serial womanisers and ageing lotharios – all presenting themselves in cyberspace as early 30s, affluent catches!

I'm Celibate... Get Me Out Of Here! is an unputdownable real life romp through Jo's dates, mates and love-life disasters, brought cringingly to life through the actual emails, dating profiles and accounts of her encounters. Join Jo and her would-be suitors on a whistle stop tour of London's eateries, bars and clubs, recoil in horror at her experience of speed-dating, balk at the audacity of the date who got married, but kept trying to come back for more Jo-to-go, experience the frustration-inducing Northern Line and the restorative properties of Mario's bacon sarnies… and if you can cope with the excitement, join Jo and Ducati-Bloke at the Travelodge, Birmingham…

With online dating back in the news (Joan Rivers joins match.com, Declan Donnelly reportedly says he may look for love online) I'm Celibate... Get Me Out Of Here! is set to be the must-read book of the summer. Effortlessly capturing society's obsession with everything 'e' and the eternal quest for true love and romance, Jo's sassy, up-to-the-minute girl-about-town style will fascinate and enthral readers of all ages.