User:Joatmon37


 * SPLASH*

"Whoops..."

"Geez, Charlie, you knocked that whole load o' tea in the water there."

"Well, I miscalculated with the block and tackle, that's all."

"Yeah, well, I mean, you blew it! You missed the whole deck there!"

"Yeah, well, maybe - nobody'll notice."

"Well, what do you mean? There's tea floatin' all over the place! I mean, how can I go and demand an hourly increase for you guys, with fringed-" "Well, yeah, I- I- I-" "-no, with fringed benefits and all, when my men keep knockin' stuff overboard?"

"Well, I- I- I'm sorry."

"Sorry doesn't, uh, do any good Charlie. Now I'll cover for ya this time, but let's get our story straight."

"Good, good, good, good."

"Now, a bunch o' those patriot guys came sneakin' around, dressed up in, uh..."

"Uh, how about in Indian suits?"

"That's good, in Indian suits; they were a little loaded, and, uh, they shoved the tea over because they were sore about the tea tax, okay?"

"O- okay... you think anybody'll swaller that?"

"Well, it's just wild enough, Charlie..."

"Mmhmm... Gee, look at it swirling around down there... -I wonder where we could find a fortune teller that reads harbors..."