User:Jocelynhall/Aaron negus

Aaron Negus
Aaron Leonard Negus was born September 25th, 1990 in the United Kingdom, to his parents: mum and dad. He currently lives in Sheerness, on the Island of Sheppey, and is attending college. Except when he gets sick. Or it snows too much. Or he makes a snow bear. Aaron is also training his cat to use the toilet and has a huge man-crush on Lady Gaga. In the past week, he has orgasmed 567 times; he can also check out 98 women at a party in one second. Aaron plans on getting married to Jocelyn Anne Hall in a few years and moving to L.A. to raise their children. His favourite television shows are Chuck, Lost, and Scrubs. His favourite colour is blue. "Fab" ice lollies are his favourite food; cats are his favourite animals. Aaron has been featured on BBC's Radio Kent and uses the excuse that he's "a Libra" and can't be bothered to do certain things, i.e. get bread from the store or pick up the children from school.

This is completely true.

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