User:Joe "The Man" Bellamy

Joe "The Man" Bellamy was born in Nowra Hospital on the 11th June 1996. He currently lives in Cambewarra with his siblings Stewie Griffin, Osama Bin Ladin, Dorothy The Dinosaur, The Karate Kid and his mad friend Number 2 from Milton in Under 13's A Grade. He attends Barenjoey High School with fellow student Nathan Bartley. He likes to chill with the Cambe kids and is in "The ECP" and "The Cambe Crew." Joe thinks that Hayley Kinnear and Matte Holmes-Willis are quite the cool girls around town but also associates with other girls such as Khia and Bay (Not Bec). When not attending school he will like to play sports, chill with mates, just be relaxing or either plain old sick. THE END!

THIS IS MY LIFE FROM 5/07/10 TO 5/08/10:

5/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I went to Sydney to watch the mighty Dragons lose to the Panthers. On the way back home i told Ned and Jed that I had a Wikipedia page and they didn't believe me. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

6/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I went into town and got Xbox Live. Came home and played it for a while and it was sick. Then went down to Jed's to tell him and he said sick. Then told him about my Wikipedia page and he still didn't believe me. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

7/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I went to Ned's the Jed's and just chilled most of the time. Stayed at Nathan's that night. Got Maccas and watched NSW lose AGAIN to QLD and then played C.O.D the rest of the time that night. The told Nathan about my Wiipedia page and he actually believed me. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

8/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up at Nathan's and got Maccas for breakfast. Then played some more C.O.D. Got picked up at 12 and went and saw Matt, Ned, Brodie and Jed. Played some Rugby 06 and watched Brodie play James Bond: Golden Eye. Jed got really angry with some unfortunate events and made us go home. We teased him a bit then left and made a promise that we would not talk to Jed till Tuesday (13/07/10). Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

9/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I just chilled with Matt And Ned. That is about it. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

10/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today got up and Ned rang up if I wanted to play A-Frame and i said yes. So I went down to his and played for a few hours with Ned, Jed, Matt, Ryan, Angus and Hugh. After that Ned and I went up to Matt's for a while and then Matt and Ned stayed the night and we mostly just played Xbox 360 all night. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

11/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up and Matt and Ned had stayed the night. We went outside and kicked the soccer ball then had Pancakes with Ice-Cream and Maple Syrup. They were good. Then Angus and Ryan came over and we just chilled. Matt and ned went home and i went to Ryan's and we played some C.O.D. I came back home and went to Ned's and watched the footy. I came home and just chilled around the house waiting for the Fifa World Cup Final to start between Spain (Y) and Netherlands (N). Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

12/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I was awake all morning ready to watch the Fifa World Cup Final and Spain ended up winning (YEW). I went to sleep and got up at 12. Played some Xbox then went and saw Ryan and played some more Xbox. Came home and chilled and passed the soccer ball with Ned. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

13/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I got up and went to Jed's and chilled with his brother Brodie and we just played some Xbox. After that I had footy training and barely anyone was there so we just played a game. It was fun. Then came home and just chilled. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

14/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up at 1 and played some Fifa 10. Then watched some TV. Today I didn't go outside at all, not once, so I just chilled inside. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

15/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I got up pretty late again then went to see Jed, Ned and Matt. The Matt and Ned came to mine and we went on the computer and watched TV. Then Ned had to leave, so Matt and I passed the soccer ball for about an hour. I ended up staying at Matt's so we had pizza for dinner and then we played Xbox and watched Role Models :). Sincerely Yours, Joe"The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

16/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up at Matt's and we had a Bacon Muffin for breakfast. Then we went around Cambe doing this job for his mum. After that we went to footy training which was not that good. Came home and just watched some TV and watched Dragons beat the rabbitohs (Y). Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

17/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up, had a shower and got ready to play footy. We ended up losing 66-1 because Ned hit a field goal with not long to go. That afternoon i went to Ned's and then Matt's and we watched How I Met Your Mother. That night Kirby (Jed's sister) had her 18th party on and i went down and just chilled with Jed, Ned and Brodie (Jed's little brother). Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

18/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up at 1. Went down to Jed's to see if her had Pirates of the Caribbean 1 because I have to do an English Assignment on it. He didn't so I was unlucky. Then i saw Ned to ask him how he was going to do his Assignment and he showed me his. I then went home and did half of it the rest of the day. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

19/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I got up and played some Xbox 360. I then got a Spain Soccer Jersey and Shorts in the mail, so i was happy for that reason. Then Ned and Jed came up to my house and we went to Cambewarra Public School to see our old teachers. After that we all went home and I had soccer training. Saw Ray there and I totally owned him. Nah we both scored 1 goal. Then I did some more of my English Assignment. Then I went to bed not wanting to get up in the morning for school. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

20/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up and had a shower to get ready for the first day back to school. It was pretty boring because there was nothing to do there. After school I had footy training which was pretty fun. When I got home I got grounded because I did a job badly with Matt. I then got ready for Tennis training and that was Ok I guess. Later that night I did some homework and then went to bed. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

21/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I got up and got ready for school. It was boring. After school I had Soccer and we drew 2-2. I did nothing that night. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

22/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I got up for school. It was better than the other days but still didn't do anything. That arvo I Had AFL training and it was alright. I then got home and watched How I Met Your Mother (Y). It's the greatest. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

23/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I went to school early to hand a note in. School was fun that day because we didn't do anything. I had footy training after school and it was heaps fun because we just played touch and kicked the ball. I got home and watched the footy (: Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

24/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I slept in and then went to Kiama to play footy. We got smashed 68-0. Ned, Angus and I went into town at Kiama to get a drink and some food. I then got home and played Fifa 10. That night I watched TV and had a Bacon and Egg Roll (Y). Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

25/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up and went and played AFL against Bay and Basin. We only just won but a win is a win so that was good. That afternoon I went to Angus's for his birthday and it was pretty fun. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

26/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up for a new week of boring school and today was obviously boring. That afternoon I got my braces fixed then had soccer training which was pretty fun. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

27/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I had a gay day at school. After school I went to footy training and my mates and I nearly got in a fight with some random drugo dude. Footy training was heaps fun because we just played touch. That night I had Tennis and that was pretty boring. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

28/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I got up and went to school. A new girl came and she is pretty hot. School was heaps fun today. At the end of the day it poured rain so Soccer was called off. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

29/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I got up early because I went to Sydney to watch some boring thing. The only reason I went was to get the day off and see " MatteWatty" and " SophieWophie" Hahaha. I had a good day and saw a few Asians. Hahaha. When I got back I went to AFL training which was bad. That night I watched How I Met Your Mother (Y). Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

30/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up with one more day till the weekend. School I guess was alright. Footy training after that day was terrible because we trained with the 16's. That night i found out footy wasn't on the next day and I was glad. I also stayed at Jed's that night. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

31/07/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I woke up at 10 at Jed's and we went into town then the movies for his birthday with Ned and Matt as well. I got some new Rabens. We saw Inception and it was sick. That night we stayed at Jed's and we played Xbox and Nintendo. Ned farted heaps that night (N). Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

1/08/10, Dear Wikipedia, Pinch and a punch for the first day of the month, slap on the back you can't get me back. Jed's was good today again. We just chilled around the house. I then came home and just relaxed and watched the footy. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

2/08/10, Dear Wikipedia, School today was good because I had a really good subjects. Sport and P.E where fun today. This afternoon I went into town to get a new school bag and pencil case. I found those and got a pair of new shorts and found some I'll get through out the week. Later I had soccer training and saw RayMan there. He is a good bloke. Hahaha. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

3/08/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today I was sick and didn't go to school. At home I just went on MySpace, Facebook, eBay and this. As well I watched a few movies. I found some new shoes I wanted on eBay which I hopefully will get. I still went to tennis training that night which was alright. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

4/08/10, Dear Wikipedia, Today school was normal. After it I had soccer which we won against Culburra. Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.

5/08/10, Dear Wikipedia, Thursday are always the good days and it lived up to its words. It was great but a little bit cold at school. That afternoon I had AFL training and that was fun. When I got home I went on the computer then watched How I Met Your Mother and The Footy Show (Y). Sincerely Yours, Joe "The Man" Bellamy. P.S The bird is the word.