User:Joe Mullin

Joe Mullin is a guy who goes to a certain school in a certain part of the world. This is an article about him and his.

Genealogy
Joe's background is quite diverse, both his father's and mother's families come from parts of Europe. Not much is none about his dated ancestry, although he is rumored to be related to Genghis Kahn and a barrel maker from some northern, barbaric country. His grandparents moved to the United States in 1845, where they were the subject of major media attention, including the JFK Assasination, and the Watergate Scandal. Then Joe came along.

Early History
Being born into such a bright and cheery family, Joe did the obvious and took up witchcraft, until he failed at that. He then, at the age of five, decided to sell lemonade. Joe's lemonade took off as a hit, until it was deemed responsible for 114 deaths from E. coli. He was then placed at the correction school he is found at today. In a rubber room.

Teh Good Days of n00b pwning
Joe, acting on a whim, decided to purchase a computer video game. He purchased a game called Counter-Strike: Source. Joe was doing fine and all, when he suddenly found himself pwned by some guys. Joe's video game career ended the next day.

School
Joe attends a certain school, where he is a student. Joe does schoolwork at this school. He is good. He hardly talks. I may be in the first grade but he is not. The End.

Conclusion
In conclusion, do not approach Joe under any circumstances, but, if he is wandering off, be sure to alert the police.