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Joe Vitale was born Joseph Christopher Vitale. Legend has it that this man once saved an entire country from pirates by beating the leader in an intense game of rock, paper, scissors. The game is rumored to have lasted non-stop 24 days 7 hours and 13 minutes. It has long been speculated that Joe was born with a mutated gene giving him the extraordinary power of sheer awesomeness and hair like that of an angel. In fact, his hair is so incredible it is used as currency in many countries. Joe has long been thought of as a myth or folklore, but recently there have been numerous reports of his existence in and around Cincinnati, Ohio. This man is considered to be the 8th wonder of the world.