User:Joel72

--Joel Stephens--
The only secret agent better than bond, the only superhero stronger than the hulk, and faster than the flash. He was smarter than Tony Starke and could eat a belly buster and fries. He is the reason waldo is hiding. He owns all of the handicap parking spaces, which mean they are his and if you park in them, you will be handicapped. If you want a list of his enemies, just check the extinct creatures list. His judo chop could shatter Chuck Norris' round house kick. He killed everyone in mortal kombat. He can play every instrument on expert in rockband all at the same time. He doesn't go hunting, because hunting means there is a possibility of failure. He goes KILLING! He was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands. He lost his virginity before his dad did. If you can see Joel, Joel can see you. If you can't see Joel, you might be only seconds away from death. He can do a wheelie on a unicycle. He can delete the recycling bin. He can cure cancer with his tears, but its been a failure since he has never cried. EVER. He beat mario kart with sonic. He eats babies. He touches himself listening to sexy can i. He actually died a long time ago, but death was too scared to get him. He knew burger king when he was still a prince. He got level 11 prestige on call of duty. He is a liar...