User:Joemcshane51

Joe McShane is a thesbian that roams the streets of Erie, PA and enjoys long walks in the woods and not cleaning the litter box. Besides hanging out in the woods, Joe is planning on becoming a famous poet that will one day write the greatest one word poem. As for family, Joe is burdened by his friend Steve Pisano. He has no family, but Steve does everything he can to aid the void including tucking him in at night, playing baseball and lighting off firecrackers. While he was in the woods one day, he saw Steve fighting a bear. Long story short, Steve won, and for defeating the dreaded bear of Alagore, a following was created for him. Steve's following, however, quickly turned into a cult. Joe warned Steve, but it was too late. Later that day, after 372 people had drowed themselves in the reflection pool in Washington, Steve appologized to Joe, and Joe forgave him. They went and had cake.