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Chris Weston resides in central London next to the likes of Louis Spence and Ken Barlow. He was born on the sinking Titanic cruise ship as it was sinking. His mother sadly died at childbirth (Or drowned). Chris then proceeded, soon after he was born to rescue 20 children from the sinking ship. Chris went to Taverham Hall School and worked exceptionally hard obtaining as many as One GCSE grade, later on he went to Camebridge university but was kicked out for smoking in the reception area. He has pursued many careers such as Bear inpersonator, 'Man with a van' and airline pilot.

In 2001 Chris was awarded the nobel peace prize for creating a device that would end all wars. Sadly It didn't work, swiftly his award was withdrawn and he resided deep undergroup for 5 years.

In 2006 Chris went on an expedition to locoroco jungle located deep within Zimbabwe. There he encountered many different creatures and went on many adventures including fighting an armadillo with nothing but a broken penknife and an empty coke bottle. Upon Chris' return to civilisation he started a cake making business in Luton. In 2010 during the recession the busniess collapsed leaving him with nothing but a wooden spoon and his trusty hamster, Jack.