User:Joetall

'''== The Life and Accomplishments of Jhoel. =='''

LIFE: After birthing himself, Jhoel politely and courteously thanked the doctor and gave his mother a hug and said hello to her....in 4 different languages. After recreating an exact replica of The Mona Lisa in kindergarden during fingerpainting class, his teachers realized he was bound for greatness. After graduating high school at age 8 and a half, Jhoel attended Dartmouth and Harvard just for kicks before finally settling down at LMU and becoming a vital component of The Sigma Chi Fraternity. He is receiving a degree from LMU, but in his humility, refuses to confirm that he is secretely working on a quintuple major: math, physics, biology, chemistry, and underwater basket weaving.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS: Rescued a confirmed 17 cats from trees... Built 3 prestigious orphanages... Is working on finding a cure for cancer... Ended world hunger but wasn't satisfied with how long it took so he has reinstated world hunger and is currently ending it for the second time... Is currently repairing the hole in the ozone layer, but has to take a break for Derby Days...