User:Joethai/Ashley Nicole Thompson

Ashley Nicole Thompson
Born June 12, 1989 Ashley found her artistic skill while deployed in Iraq for the Oregon National Guard. although orphaned at a young age. Ashley was taken in by a High Ranking Officer of the worlds most powerful military force. Ashley is a very important princess who's beauty is only surpassed by her unique ability to annoy all those around here.

Ashley hopes one day that she will become a Vampire and win America's next top model. Ashley dose not know that she is already a vampire because she can suck the life out of you just by talking. Ashley is not allowed to talk to civilians because by the Geneva convention it is considered a form of torture and cruel and unusual punishment.

Ashley so tall top ten Jokes list. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4.Ashley is so tall 3.Ashley is so tall Chuck Norris said.. "That's a huge bitch" 2.Ashley is so tall she was painted Blue and used as an extra in the movie Avatar 1. Ashley is so tall she is the only object standing on earth that you can touch while maintaining a high orbit from space.