User:JohanRickett

Greetings. My name is Johan Rickett and I write books.

Life
Most of my life has been painful and agonizing mostly due to the fact that alot of it was speant in the ghetto of New York. On a trip to England with my beloved she tumbled off of Buckingham palace and I now find myself in this precarious state on an island somewhere in the middle of the Atlantic ocean the location of which I have discerned only to the driver of the "Scottish Queen" boat and he promised to leap from the side of the boat the moment we got to the island.