User:John-tag

During the last decade of the 20th Century ,under Ray Houghtens staunch Regime of Spaghetti Epilogue and Pineapples, John Theodore Tag decided to finally leave the hustle and bustle of every day life in Cabinteely and travel to the island of Madigascar, as he was the youngest of three Pedestrians, two Civil-Servants and a gentle man who indeed had the privilige of changing the sign from go to stop at temporary junctions, he knew how to take care of himself.

His ambitions of being the most critically acclaimed sheep sherrer in history would be squandered by this inevitable move(possibly because there are no apparatuses to sheer sheep in Madigascar?) john tag would soon grow up to be the most famous beasteality novilist of the 21st century (outside of Glasgow), he was the luckiest man alive, he just didn't know it yet.