User:JohnEmerald

Hello Wikipedia users I am an unexperienced user. But know that I've got the same editing authorization that you have too.

If i were an english guy, my name would be "john emerald". I'd give my b*tt to be born in england (i'm a very very serious fan of british people) I'd die or kill my grandma with bare hands only for to meet with Sir Paul McCartney and Jason Kay of Jamiroquai. If there is a british family to adopt me as their children and make me a british citizen, i'd be very glad. Do not write anything to my talk area about this.

I like beer and i'm proud that i went to Oktoberfest in Munich. You didn't go? Heh, i'm better..

I 'm partner of a software firm and a computer engineer. I can cook fine turkish food and want to have children from a british girl to raise a british child. Da da daaAA!!

I've the intelligence of a 10 year old boy. At least my humour has.