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Lil Creamster

A life lived.

Early life

Lil Creamster was born on July 23, 1969, on a flight from Australia to Boston. Cream was born into a family of 3. Big Creamster, his father. Mediocre Creamster, his mother. And a plastic spork. Growing up Cream always felt as though he was not creamy enough, and was the same consistency as unpasteurized milk. Despite this, Cream had aspirations of becoming butter, and though he never got there himself, his son, Creamster+ did.

Adulthood

As a young adult Cream soon realized that he had one true passion- Creamy daddy, his husband. Stuff.....