User:John J. Bulten




 * NPOV = Everything, I ≠ Everything, therefore I ≠ NPOV.* Rather, I ≈ NPOV. Like 3 ≈ π.
 * Corollary: Substituting "WP" for "I", WP ≈ NPOV. Like 3.14 ≈ π.
 * I don't do userpages, therefore this page = WP:CON = .14.
 * I'm also perfectionist, so I do everything as perfectly as 3 = π.
 * I'm also presbyterian, so I do everything as imperfectly as 3 = π.
 * I'm also psychopathic, so what I do = what I believe is most dangerous.
 * I'm also paranoid, so what I believe is most dangerous = to act naturally.
 * I'm also Paulite, so my 3 ≠ your 3. Proven from 3 ≠ π and π ≠ 3.
 * I'm also polite, so my 3 ≈ your 3.
 * Help me get to 3.01!

I am told a portfolio of articles reflecting my most significant Wikipedia contributions is desirable:

*Effective 2009/06/14 I am the puzzle editor for WND. The vicissitudes of my POV can thus be anticipated to be even more obvious and even more civil.