User:John Oshkosh

John Oshkosh
Do the Bender! Anyway welcome to my User page. This is only one of my many trips to Wikipedia. I still don't get what this "Free Encyclopedia" is all about. Just go out and buy Britannica for your PC you Cheapskate. Just Kidding, but really, use that money for what is was intended for. A Big Screen TV! I hope I don't get in trouble at school for this. Lousy ineffective public school system!

Random Junk
I now know I'm a nerd because I just bought Civilizations 3(they didn't have a copy of 4, so I had to improvise) and I spend all day taking control of Europe from my Palace in China and make sure that I don't try and take over Russia or Spain( We signed a treaty, long story) Yet, as I sit here, in front of my computer, watching TV, and laughing at random people, I feel like eating breakfast.