User:John Prola

July 16th, 1985 seemed to be any other hot summer’s day. Most of the world went about business as usual. But, in the City of Annapolis, MD things weren’t quite the norm. Little did the people of Annapolis know that the worlds most ravishing and charismatic individual born in ages was about to make his majestic entrance. Little did the world know his legend would some day rival that of Achilles himself. He would someday rival God, and part legs like Moses parted the sea. Build like the soldiers chiseled out into Roman statues, the people of our lifetimes would relish in his company and weep when he was gone. This man is who we now know as John Patrick Prola.

While not the most clever person ever to be born he has always been able to overcome that with his likeable personality. This personality as led him to comings and goings with many beautiful women. Even Aphrodite, the God of Love has been known to give into John Prola’s boyish charm.

John Prola is obviously not your typical human being. His veins flow with the Black and Gold blood of the Pittsburgh Steelers. Obviously this is where he gets his toughness. Never one to back down, or run from danger John Prola feeds off this gift of Black and Gold blood to impose terror onto anyone who dares to challenge him.

From an early age Richard Prola, John’s father was able to school John in the art of picking up the ladies; the girls never could stay away from John. I guess you could say he is “stuntin like his daddy”. His father also fed him a rich diet of homemade foods that would help John grow into the daunting man he is today. As his only weakness, he still has not mastered making his own food. To this day he still needs help making Mac ‘N Cheese. While much of what is John Prola was a gift from birth, much of it is owed to the family around him.

John enjoys being out on the water either wakeboarding, fishing or just hanging out with his plethora of friends on his boats. In the winter he teaches a young snowboarder by the name of Shaun White how to board.

John always seems to excel in anything he puts his mind to. He is on his way to being a self-made billionaire. At the ripe age of 22 he has started his own business and is in the process of purchasing his first home.