User:John doe 0110/sandbox

''Not to be confused with Ryanair, which is the colloquial term for when a group of 2 or more Ryans take flight due to either intentional or accidental means. See also Barrack Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama''

= Ryan =

Early to Late Life:
He's pretty cool I guess.

Or at least that's what I would say if I didn't despise him (it's nothing personal I just intentionally target my anger towards specifically him).

Stats:
Date of Birth: 19/00/1900 Date of Death: Tomorrow

Age (Years): Approx. ~1-1000000000000

Height : 1

Width : ~height * (n2 -10n + 35 = 0)

Face (Has_Face): face_Is_Present

Collision (rigid_body): collision_Zone_Present

Volume (kelvin): (collision * width) - (z2 * n)

Chemical Composition:

Death:
Unfortunately all life comes to an end, and much like that of a butterfly or Toyota Corolla, Ryan's life was tragically cut short when he when he died.

References:
I lied, Ryan isn't real and cannot hurt you whilst you're awake.