User:JohnakaJohnED/John Kingtamer

John Kingtamer is a comedian, the stage name, is a published author and has a much longer (John Edward Mahalo Visionquest Popetamer Kingtamer Championamongtheoppressed D'A...) each of which defines an aspect of heroism/optimism) name than almost any other individual, in the rich tradition of comedy especially that one should be NOT afraid to call out the government, (I. e. "speak truth to power" as a means of protesting poor government action. John Kingtamer believes in the most urgent necessity of a stronger third party to encourage the two main parties to be better behaved. John Kingtamer began performing in November 2001, partly in response to the tragedy of 9/11. John Kingtamer has been inspired by the character of Pat Paulson on Rowan & Martin's Laugh In where Paulson went around putting bumper stickers on people's cars declaring himself a candidate for U. S. President. John Kingtamer thus ran for President in 2004, 2008 and 2012, created the Understanding Pseudostratification party and is expected to run again in 2016, 2020 etc. John Kingtamer is also a former lifeguard (1986-2004) with the Las Vegas original location of Wet-n-Wild (which returned to Las Vegas in 2013 in a new location in the far southwest corner of the valley) under his private name, and a most importantly is a populist as neither the "Republicans" nor the "Democrats" have lived up to their respective names. Of course, John Kingtamer understands that he has almost no chance of being elected, which is inherently part of the premise of his comedy. For Example, John Kingtamer espouses the idea that the Constitution should be amended to require the number of States to proceed as the square root of the population and elect 1 Representative from each 5-digit ZIP code. These changes would magnify the most important function of the Electoral College to minimize the likelihood of "landslide" election results. Whether or not this ever comes about, it is an interesting proposition in that it supposes that what people really mean when they call for smaller "government" is actually smaller disticts within the government by using a formula that obviously links the part to the whole. Smaller federal districts and States could eliminate most County and/or City governments. By running for President under the stage name, John Kingtamer is attempting to inject more comedy into the political process, by applying more common sense to seemingly complex concepts. For Example, John Kingtamer proposes that people are misinformed about landownership and claims that Each Person's Acre is not only possible but practical. John Kingtamer challenges everyone to help defeat communism, which prohibits individual ownership, by helping to make Each Person's Acre a reality besides which it will help establish that owning anything more than an acre is actually dual class ownership of first the acre and secondarily any additional portion. John Kingtamer made something of a name for himself with his joke about Arnold Schwartzenegger. John Kingtamer is very highly optimistic, believing that among other things: everyone is both underpaid and overtaxed. Everyone is underpaid because the concept of money itself is overvalued, people measure the value of money BUT money never outpaces the value of even the "poorest" person for example the 16 digit number on the typical Credit or debit card is sufficient proof that everyone should make a 91 digit annual income. People are overtaxed because the Law of Inverse Fraction is NOT fully applied until it drives the tax rate down based on the sheer number of people who could pay any (City, County, State, Federal, Gas, etc,) tax, for example with a relatively inexpensive calculator any person should be able to divide their income by their full (U.S.) telephone number (1-xxx-xxx-xxxx) to figure out the maximum federal tax rate other than a penny a person. This means the Mr. Herman Cain's 9-9-9 tax simplification while a step in the right direction is more of a fat tax than a flat tax. John Kingtamer would also tie the maximum business tax to the unemployment rate to help make it more obvious that their must be enough money to sustain Zero Unemployment, countering the argument that increasing the minimum wage puts people out of work at least temporarily. John Kingtamer hates cold weather and therefore sees Global Warming as much less threatening although recognizing that Global Thawing MAY be the result of the cumulative wind resistance of skyscrapers and otherwise built-up buildings also displace weight in much the same way a dancer twirls slower by extending the arms outward. Such populism might be considered heroic, in the literary tradition of Don Quixote, where the hero inexplicably is made fun of by people who define themselves by ridiculing others.