User:Johnny B. Kook

Johnny B. Kook is an American sports enthusiast with an aspiration to greatness, creator of many tricks such as the 360, the pork dive, the squinting spider, and many more.

Born in the same year his mother gave birth to him, Johnny was the last hope of a marriage that was held together by happy memories and money. His father, Donald “Don Patrol” Kook, was a professional surfer who accomplished a huge fortune and some fame, but mostly money. He died when Johnny was 11, the cause of death was a sheer heart attack. Johnny’s mother, Sandy Kook, has always been good with numbers, which came in handy when she had to take care of the Kook Estate. She is now Johnny B. Kook’s main sponsors, next to Tourists Choice, Protect-tit and Go Bacon, among others.