User:Johnny O Mr Clean

Origins
Johnny O' is a no style music singer born and raised in Queens, New York. He is of Irish/ Italian descent. He also, arguably with Takeru Kobayashi, is known as The King of the Hot Dog Eaters.

Legend has it that, upon Johnny O's birth, a great famine struck the area of Queens where his family lived. This famine has never been explained, but it coincided with the exact moment of his birth. From here began Johnny's life long fascination with food. He recalls "My parents had to hire rodeo clowns to distract me while they snuck groceries into the house".

Johnny's eating habits led to several lucrative modeling jobs. He is often featured on Sesame Street as the letter "O", or sometimes, dragging a broom behind him, as the letter "Q". He also has found steady work as a "before" model in "before and after" fitness ads.

Johnny also had a brief but successful acting career later in life. One of his signature plays " Fat on a Hot Tin Roof" in which he was trying to escape being served a summons by scaling a metal roofed garage won him critical acclaim. He was also in a well known cult commercial in which he plays a Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest Winner whose signature phrase was " To all the girls in high school that thought I was a loser, look at me now!"

History
Johnny started singing in bands during the 1980s, ironically during what was called the " hair band" era. Although he actually had some hair at the time, he has disowned the thin long-haired look he sported during those years and will rarely admit to having had such an appearance. His most successful band was, oddly, called "Teleprompter". Somehow he never missed any lyrics while singing with that band. Currently he is the lead "singer" of the Queens based band Mr Clean. Although he has many issues remembering words and with timing, he managed to keep his position with Mr Clean since 1999. Local rumor has it that this is because the band is committed to fat and bald singers and as such, no one else fits the bill. Johnny O has often been compared to the mascot for the cleaning product "Mr Clean" although they bear little resemblance. They are both bald, they have both cleaned many toilets, and have both been referred to as "Chelsea Boy".

Use in Popular Culture
adv: The term " Johnny O'd" can be used when trying to described some sort of foulup in everyday life but especially during singing such as being off key or coming in at the wrong time. ie.. " Boy, he really Johnny O'd that song!" verb: The term "Johnny O" can also be used as a verb especially when speaking of eating in large amounts and very quickly. ie... " Are you going to Johnny O that burger, we've gotta be there in five minutes!" adj: To describe large quantities of anything...i.e., "I had a Johnny O sized pizza today", or, alternately, to describe something unusually big, i.e., "I went to buy some new jeans, but they only had Johnny O sizes". Note this usage is not utilized when describing male genitalia.