User:Johnny Opera

hey there. I live in Boston, a happy little city in the bottom of the kitchen sink. Mushrooms go to war every day, and that causes waffles to rain down on the city. I like to go seal hunting and I have a baseball diamond in my backyard. I live in an igloo with my army of anorexic ants. I have 5 part time jobs: leaf blower, dumpster diver,garbage eater, crash test dummy, and circus animal trainer. I train elephants to dance circus polka. I also train tigers to tie themselves into pretzels, and hippos to dance ballet on a herd of running llamas. so there you have it. that's my life. My favourite hobby is getting lost. I speak German, Italian, Greek, and gibberish. So there. That's that.