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Birdigator

A rare and endangered species indigenous to the state of Michigan. This species is part bird and part alligator. Medical conditions include suffering from extremely dry skin, hair loss, and micro penis. They tend to have a strange need to collect and then hoard stuffed animals and other novelty items. They tend to have an affinity for Japanese pornographic cartoons. If you spot one make sure to notify the DNR and have it tagged immediately. Hunting without license will be subject to a $5,000 fine. They are known to inhabit ghetto areas. They have a strange want and need to repair vehicles that are beyond repair. An adult birdigator has been known to look similar to a 70 year male adult, but exhibit the maturity of a 30 year old male adult. They listen to heavy metal and old country. Their call of the wild goes "birdigator, birdigator". Their diet includes little debbie cakes, Monster energy drinks, and ass loads of coffee. They tend to be afraid of vegetables and fruit, and pretty much anything healthy. They have a tendency to give other human beings alcohol poisoning in a passive aggressive manner. An adult birdigator exemplifies the following characteristics; a beak like nose, dry cracked and peeling skin that resembles that of a deceased alligator, and a receding hair line (known as a 7 head). Other species similar to this include the hawkodile and the eaglegator.