User:Johnnyhitandrunpaulene/Fingertoes

Fingertoes
Fingertoes is one of, if not, the most notorious and famous user of the Rock and Pop section of Yahoo! Answers. She is a poet and songwriter who has been called a "poetess extrordinaire". She has been noted to have a profound mastery of the English language and has written over 40 poems and songs that she has posted as questions in Yahoo! Answers. Fingertoes has an ever-growing fan-base and is exposed to new people weekly. "Cult following" may be appropriate to describe Fingertoes fans as some have even made fansites for her. Fingertoes also has her own website where fans can read her poems and learn about her biographical information. They may also sign the guestbook on the website. In addtion to this, Fingertoes has accounts on social networking sites, including Facebook that allow people to become her fan or "friend". Fingertoes has quickly become a favorite user of Yahoo! Answers, among the Rock and Pop community. It is unclear whether or not she is a troll (a term used to describe those who post unnecessary or nonsensical things in forums and chatrooms) because her work often deals with odd and/or humorous subjects. Fingertoes is not known by any other name and much of her life remains a mystery.

History
Fingertoes' history is virtually unkown. No one (or at least, very few) knows how old she is, where she lives, or her family/cultural background. She claims to live with Pearl Jam frontman, Eddie Vedder and a cat that was prenamed "Axl". Fingertoes also seems to have a fascination with headbutting famous musicians and has written about this topic in her songs. It is known that Fingertoes or "The Toes", as she often refers to herself as, has a birthday in early March.

Loonies In The Corn
In 2009, Fingertoes made the first known recording of one of her songs. The song was entitled "Loonies In The Corn" and was about 0:41 seconds long. The lyrics of the song discussed a tribe of mentally insane people who live in a field of corn. The audio for the song was posted to youtube, accompanying a video that Fingertoes made, a slideshow comprised of pictures of Fingertoes with famous musicians. The song featured Fingertoes' vocals, that were sped up to sound more high-pitched, and Fingertoes playing guitar. "Loonies In The Corn" was met with much praise from Fingertoes' fans. The song remains the only known Fingertoes recording, though more audio versions of Fingertoes lyrics are rumored to be in the works.