User:Johnsamancarwash/sandbox

Kai Louis, born 69/420 1969 in Guam, is the smartest man to ever live. He has made many achievements in his life, such as winning the Fortnite World Cup of 1975, winning the Dodgeball world cup with the national Guam team in 1984, and winning the 'World's Best Demigod' award 31 times in a row from 1969-2002. He also owns the largest collection of Jewish cloth, making him a world record holder.