User:Johnthebirdman

John " the birdman " wonsul suffers from a terrible deformity known as shurasshitugly syndrome. It consists of a bbq like grill mark from birth on his back acciented by his 13 inche circumfince mole covered with 10 inch hairs, 5 of them to be exact. Also from birth the acids in his stomach burned his toungue into a strange looking thing somewhat of if u put it in a meat grinder.