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George Adam March is a cryptid with sightings all across the Isle of Wight, England.

From birth, he lived in the wilderness known as 'The Moorings'.

He is known to have escaped containment in Argentina back in 2003. Officials have advised not to approach him if sighted, for he is extremely dangerous and has killed approximately 60 people since 2002. It is currently unknown how he travelled across the Atlantic - one prominent theory suggests that he floated due to his supernatural buoyancy. All records of his existence have mysteriously disappeared since his departure.

Sightings of him date back to 2006, and as recent as January 23rd 2023.

He is known to be located on the Isle of Wight, England, but it is unknown whether he can swim or not in order to leave the island.

It is still debated whether George March really exists or not. Human, or a higher form of being? Nobody knows.

The locals refer to him as 'Fluffyman763' for unknown reasons.

He is supposedly capable of eating an entire sausage roll within 60 minutes, although he usually leaves an unusually large amount of crumbs behind. These crumbs are useful to the locals, as they warn whenever he is near.

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