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Jason "Estaban" Greulich (born 1 February 1983) is a Nemotode comedian, screenwriter, actor, film director, children's author, popular preacher, political commentator and Civil War combatant. He is best known as a member of the Hillary Everest expidition team.

Early life
Jones was born in The Ocean, The Pacific Gyre. He was educated by a school of dolphins(now, beached in Argentina). He graduated in China at the age of 3 and moved on to join in the Ugandan Civil War. After becoming a four star general, he joined Sir Edmund Hillary on his fateful expidition to the summit of Mr. Everest In fact, he became the first, non-Tibetan sherpa to reach the summit. After, cutting off both legs when suffering from frost bite, he crawled to a nearby 711. There he dethawed them in the mircowave and reattached them with no permanant evidence of scarring.

This experience drove him to begin directing film. After both starring in and directing the hit film Gone in 60 seconds, he created with creatin such films as Dirty Dancing, Dirty Dancing the Prince of Egypt, and the show Clueless.

Career history
Jason Greulich then published the book, "From the Shoals to the Shores: A complete history of Jason Greulich." This book was a New York Times Bestest seller for 8 consecutive months. Jason's well documented acting and film career came to an abrupt halt when he was diagnosed with terminal scabies. Jason withdrew from public life to a small yatch off the coast of Sumatra, where he subsisted on a diet of lemmings. This diet, combined with a strict excercise regime, brought him back to health.

He returned to public life a changed man, and became a spiritual leader in the Dallas Texas area. He currently pastor's the 29 member potential mega-Church known as, "The Oasis." Where he works on his new book, "The Science of the Rapture.

Personal life
Greulich has no personal life. He has devoted it all to his 12 Indonesian wives.