User:Jomalley447

Jomalley447 was born to young Amish people in the heart of Lancaster, PA. At the age of 1 1/2 he created his first fireplace. He lived the ways of the Amish until he decided to leave the Amish and become and Engishman. When He left the Amish, things began to roll downhill. He moved to NYC and there joined an Amish singing community. He then turned to Judaism. He followed the ways of Allah and decided to become a Rabbi. He spent 70 years in Rabbi school before becoming a catholic priest at the age 81. He played in the NBA for 32 years before retiring at the age of 113. He now devotes his time and money to the poor and needy, and publicly bashing Elizabeth Warren. Thank you.

He later went on to become an anthropoligist, playboy, apple-owning millionaire, and moved to the sunny sides of THE JERSEY SHORE. He had a 7 year run no the infamous Television show Breaking Amish and decided that he was going to go to Washington to protest water purification systems. He is now dead.

He hates pineapples. He is an avid minecraft player and loves to change skins. He went to the AMISH SCHOOL FOR BOYS (see description) in Lancaster before becoming the 37th president of the Confederacy. He moved to Mexico for 1 year before getting his wallet stolen and leaving. LASSIE! COME HOME! He knew what Willis was talking about. AT THE AGE OF 4 HE KILLED AN ANT.

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